A hair-raising number of color choices
Blondes. Brunettes. Redheads. I thought hair color was limited to those three. Boy, was I wrong.
For natural hair colors, that small number may be close. But if you are dying your hair, you have up to 1,000 different choices, according to fantasyhairlovers.com. No, I did not make up that website name.
Burnt sienna. Cornflower blue. Dusty lavender. Kelly green. Metallic copper. Mustard yellow. Peacock blue. Sandy blonde. Seafoam green. Sunflower yellow. Zinc blonde.
Keep in mind I have never dyed my hair, and I don’t have plans to do so. Admittedly, I don’t have a lot of hair left to dye even if I wanted to, but I am OK with the gray that keeps creeping up my sideburns. Any hair on my head is good hair, I rationalize.
I come from a family of redheaded Irish people, but my hair was actually brown in my younger years. Mom, on the other hand, was proud of her red hair. As she aged, she kept dying it dark red in our kitchen sink. Maybe it was chartreuse, or dusty rose. I don’t know. She was just trying to hold off the gray hairs, until she finally gave in.
Human hair color is apparently the pigmentation of human hair follicles and shafts due to two types of melanin: eumelanin and pheomelanin. Coincidentally, I think those were the names of the two guys in Milli Vanilli. Maybe not. Anyway, the more melanin that is present, the darker the hair, apparently. Upon further study, I learned that the hair color tone depends on the ratio of black or brown eumelanin to yellow or red pheomelanin. I hope you got that all down, because I am not repeating it.
I will repeat this, though, and I do quite often. I had a coworker with dark hair who had a goatee most of his adult life. When the hair color of his mini-beard started to turn gray, he decided to dye it black. What he didn’t expect was it to look like a mink. The jet black goatee was shaved off immediately.
Some people opt to dye their hair purple, green or even gray. Or, maybe more accurately, pastel purple, mint green or lavender gray. I don’t get it, but I am probably not supposed to. I am not too far from permanently giving in to the Mr. Magoo look — natural vanilla.
Have a fantastic Friday, and thanks for reading.
Shane Goodman
Editor and Publisher
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